Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Growlie

Recently I shared an old family recipe with some friends. They were so impressed and amazed at my culinary knowledge, I thought I would post the recipe here.
  • Ingredients
  • Dead Possum, Cat or Dog (preferably tenderized by a car or truck)
  • Sunshine
  • Clothespins
  • Cork
  • Paddle
  • Bucket
  • Straw
  • Instructions
  1. Scrape your dead possum off of the road.
  2. Hang your dead possum from a telephone wire using clothespins
  3. Put a cork in it's bum to prevent delicious liquid from escaping
  4. Using paddle, beat your dead possum about the stomach
  5. Leave your dead possum hanging for at least three days in the hot sun, returning daily to beat it about the stomach
  6. Put a bucket under your dead possum after it has had time to cure in the sun
  7. Pull cork from your dead possum's bum
  8. Allow delicious growlie to flow in to bucket and serve
  9. Using straw, suck growlie from bucket. Enjoy!
For more Possum Recipes, check out Redneck Possum.

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